The noise level is through the roof, no wonder I...
That's not what I want to talk to you about.
I know you'll think less of me if I talk to you about poop but I have to say... only a competitive eater could make that much of a mess in the bathroom today. I wonder: what is it? Was it that tiny piece of eggshell that got in the mix that I didn't bother to fish out? I can't be that sensitive, can I?
I get it: drink water, drink lots of water.