Saturday, January 6, 2018

Liar Liar Pants On Fire

I've been watching the weather report since 7 days ago that it's going to rain today and tomorrow. It even says it's going to rain up until a couple of hours ago. Google Weather says it's been raining all day - Liar liar pants on fire! Not a single drop. Now it says 5am-10am. Great. Just when I was asleep. I bet I couldn't tell when I wake up whether it's rain or the cleaning van.

Why? Why wouldn't it rain? It said it's going to rain for a week and then cancels at the last minute!  This isn't nice.

I've gained a few pounds, Diary, because of the stress and excitement. So I'm thinking I should eat meat every other day for the rest of the month. And then, veggie will be simple to prepare, if even that. I might as well just eat salad out of a bag. And fruit is even simpler. Since it's winter I don't need it to cool down, so I'll just drink juice. This will save tons of time.

But seriously though, make it rain, please. I want to see it so bad. Water fall. Precipitation. I want it to happen.

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