Saturday, October 21, 2017
Can't pronounce Wroclaw
I am tempted to just say wro-claw and see Poles' reactions. No...
It occurs to me the date is looming... I still have no plans and basically don't know anything about modern-day Poland. Well...
I figure I will have to say Wroclaw at least once when I buy the ticket to go there from Warsaw.
The website says it's Vro-tz-wav ? Trust me, you don't want to hear me speak Slavic language . . .
Wait, then Warsaw isn't war-saw... is it... is it... fuck it sounds so similar to Wroclaw. I'm going to look like a retard.
Good Lord I have never suffered humiliation from language barrier, this is going to be a first. Two fucking words man, get it together.